Back! :)

was talking to A and told him how bad i was at drawing...

decided to demo for him

can u guess what i was trying to draw? :)

and nope, not a cat.
scroll all the way down for the answer.


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my trip was kinda boring cos i didnt have anyone my age to hang with. :(

the driving there is totally scary!

the driver will honk non-stop if the car in front is blocking his path and he'd stay in the middle of the road while trying to overtake the cars in front.

this occurs even if it's a narrow two-way road.

totally wtf. and taxi was ex like hell.

my hotel was quite far away from the city so there's no choice but to cab.

food was disappointing.

we had fast food for most of the meals.

except breakfast as it was complimentary buffet that came with the room. the usual kind.

the only good thing was that...

WE HAD A&W!

k it might not be such a big thing for malaysians/ ppl from other countries...

BUT SG HAS NO A&W!

my parents and i use to visit it when i was young.

i think my siblings werent born then.

they have the best float and waffle!

it was awesomeness to be able to taste it again.

okok im a little dramatic but the last time i had it was quite long ago when i visited klcc.

tuls/A u guys know wat to do for x'mas...

my address is ____

and make sure the ice-cream doesnt melt!

:)

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i was super bimbotic on the trip.

-.-

firstly, because their currency is small, the notes have like tonnes of zeroes behind. (rupiah)

it's like super confusing and i am still unused to it.

then when paying for things, i'd take a long time to count the number of zeroes.

many a time, they'd just pick out one from my pile of notes and i wldnt even know if i was cheated.

:X

still got a few laugh at me lah wth.

i'm sure i'm not the only one with such problems ok.

hmph!

so many zeroes for fuck?!

then, i had my first massage experience.

i didnt know what to do ok.

so i lay down on the mattress (it was on the floor and curtained kind) fully-clothed.

-.-

she didnt speak much english ok and i was a greenhorn.

how was i to know i'd have to change into that little black shorts.

and i think i chose the wrong kind of massage.

they had thai/ aroma and i chose aroma when i had a blocked nose.

i didnt know what i was thinking.

i only had 1.5 hrs of massage and went shopping alone while my mom continued.

didnt have anything to buy cos the prices werent much of a diff :(

yes imma cheapskate

when we returned to the hotel, i decided to return to the room first as i was tired.

idk y i was fatigued throughout the whole trip.

but somehow, i couldnt get the door opened.

realised i was on the wrong floor in the end.

totally wtf.

and i saw a cute guy at breakfast today and i like omg finally an aj!

after having dinner, i realised he was holding a girl's hand.

gaydar's spoilt! :(

 (sidenote i took arnd 3 hours to complete this post. i started at 12 and between then and now i've watched 1 episode of vampire diaries, had a long chat with a classmate i usually do not talk to, c2c @ omegle.com, cooked and ate scrambled egg/spaghetti. yes i think i really do have an attention span of a goldfish wth...and this blog post is kinda crappy. oh well.)

(it's a frog if you still cant tell. fail @ drawing lah!)
to think i took art classes when i was young.

kiss? agar-agar?

mom: eh lmo, what does this mean?

(shows me her sms while covering the sender's info surreptitiously)

it showed:

:-*

me: er...idk. wait i ask my friend.

(i know i'm very dumb for not knowing what's that but i've never used it before!)

so i smsed AN and he replied: kiss lol

i was like omg!

wo ma zai gao wai yu?!

(my mom's committing adultery?!)

can't be from my dad.

he barely knows how to use punctuation in smses.

neither does he show his emotions.

never have i heard him once saying "ily".

i really don't want to know.

the kay-poh me feels like snooping, but i shan't invade her privacy right?

or maybe i really do have an overactive imagination.

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 another funny convo.

so i went to my grams for dinner, she made cai yan/agar agar/ jelly.

tried and found it too sweet.

oh well.

it's really sweet if i find it ok!

i've a sweet tooth.

my favourite old-people-food.

-it's solid honey(?) and powdered-peanut wrapped in a pohpiah skin.

anw, my bro brought his terrapin over for my gram's maid to take care in his absence.

we're heading over to some nearby country for holidays.

(yes we're poor. other families are going to egypt/ europe etc etc and i'm jealous. i havent seen snow before ok! i'm so deprived.)

i'll be back on monday. miss me k? :D 

this means i've to sleep early tonight and wake up early tml. great!

so she was asking: how much to feed?

bro: er...agar agar lah!

maid, exclaiming: HUH IT CAN EAT AGAR AGAR?!

whole family burst out in laughter.

:)

oh in case of language barriers, agar agar is a slang for estimate. it also means jelly.

Shop and dine with HFC

i wanted to swim today. seriously.

i've told myself i needed to slim down before the school term starts.

i really need to lose weight!

so i prepped myself up and left the house.

before that, i was contemplating if i shld leave a little later.

the sun was scorching!

and i'm alr tanned enough.

but guess what. right when i was about to reach the swimming complex,

it started storming.

like wtf. there were thunder and lightning.

was super disappointed lah. 

luckily HFC called.

cos i asked earlier if he wanted to swim with me but he said he'd prefer jogging.

so i was like, ok then imma go alone and got on the bus.

midway, he called and said, "there's no way i'm going to run in this humid condition"

(it rained previously over at his area but stopped)
me: oh ok then i shall go to ur place and swim

when taking the mrt over, he called, "eh i think the rain is coming back"

FML

yep, so we spent the evening walking around the mall instead.

walked past Mc's.

they've new sundae flavour! 

LOL

i got reminded of tuls's food fight.

was the sundae you refused to eat like that?

ok lah idk, i didn't like the taste.

it's green apple flavoured.

hot fudge is still the nicest!

but still, it's good to try new food ok!

i think i'd try to eat insects once.

it'll be fun!

but only those that are deep-fried without foul tastes?

saw this at the supermarket.

it's really baby crabs deep-fried and seasoned.

cute right?!

idk if it's cruel.

but i wanted to try it!

didnt buy cos i was poor and it was freaking $5.50 per pack.

rowr

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it has been long since i've dinnered with HFC.

we used to go for dinner every weekend and it's awesome.

he's like super hilarious.

apparently, he li jia chu zuo-ed (ran away from home) last weekend or smth.

and he spent the whole night outside...sleeping in a bus-stop.

he is damn da dan can?!

i'd have died if i had sleep on the streets.

if not because of the lizards in the bus-stops, i'd die of embarrassment.

idk about you, but i'll never mistreat myself like that.

if i were to run away from home, i will make sure i've enough cash for me to book a hotel room.

since young, i've always been...narcissistic?

in the sense that i'd always want the best for myself.

so whenever i've quarrelled with my parents and i'm angry at them,

i would not go on a hunger strike like some idiots do. :X

i'd order the most expensive thing there is at the hawker centre, which would most of the time be those cheapo jap food.

incur my wrath? 

pay for it! literally.

(and yes, that explains my fats)

anw guess what was the reason HFC ran out?

HFC's father: EH ___(hfc's sister) sings really well!

HFC's mom: of course lah! she's from choir leh...

dad: but HFC oso wat...

then it escalated into some big quarrel in the car before he threw his phone in the car and ran off?!

HFC even hurled vulgarities at them?

and you know what? HIS MOM JOINED IN!

mom: eh dont think i dunno how to swear. FUCK YOUR PENIS.

we were having dinner and i HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

like seriously.

people stared at me and i had to cover my mouth to stop laughing.

:)  he's awesome.

and HFC if u are reading this, can u like stop running away from home?

(the last time i heard he ran away without slippers. -.-)

and if u really have to, bring ur phone and call me ok...dun stay outside alone!