IRC (sgboy)

i've been meaning to do a post on irc but have always procrastinated it.
so yeah, you know, irc is the internet chatroom thingy, similar to icq right?
or issit the same thing? idk lah...go ask some geeks

anw, i know it's damn outdated alr...
but before GRINDR became ubiquitous in the aj (gay) community, it was one of the most popular platform for us to know other people.
so yeah, i've added like hundredss of ppl from there to a fake msn, some of which are really nice people and i've met around 6 of them for normal reasons, had a few flings, became online friends with some,and the rest are just plain bullcrap.

but due to various reasons, i only talk to 2 on regular basis now.
pathetic right?
one went to army.
three of whom i stopped talking to cos of exams and never instigated another convo cos i think it'll be awkward. (P and two other guys)
i added AN's friend and AN didnt even know he was aj. flirted, went to his hse, kissed and slept with him (not sex as in really sleep), told him he had super bad breath and dress sense (LOLOLOL it's true. AN wld always tell him to drink water. HE ACTUALLY DENIED THAT HIS BREATH STINKS WTF) and he never talked to me again.


anw, there are all kinds of people on trevvy IRC.

but it seems like everyone of them would start off with "(mind) intro (pls)?"
it's the most idiotic thing ever.

if you want someone to take the trouble introduce themselves, can't you fucking instigate it by doing it yourself first?

how rude can ppl get online?
some are even worse, after you replied them with your intro, they will dive right into asking you for sex without giving theirs.

anyhoo, here are some of the types i hate to encounter.
(i wouldnt mind 1 when i'm horny but at other times i hate it)



1) fun-seekers (most prevalent)

the first thing you'd notice when u log on to sgboy is that the walls will be flooded with guys seeking fun.
some of which would go...

<pgboy> anyone with place in punggol/sengkang wanna have fun??

<suck4indi> ani horni indians wanna get sucked good now ?,?.??.??

        <ghost> any boys want to pl,ay with my BIG c,ock? i p,ay you! 

<Love21> any teens in yishun? can let me suck? or sell me their underwear?

real samples. the latter two are obviously paedophiles.
those who offer to pay are usually fat old DOM (dirty old men) who wld  like to fuck teen guys but have no qualifications (in terms of looks and fitness) and thus have to resort to supplying what guys around my age want most. MOOLAH!
it's so tempting okay. someone actually offered $1000 per session.
how many hours would i have to stand to get that amount?!





2) "BROS" aka over-friendly ppl

(9:27 PM) Ken: u got photo ma or facebook again ?

(11:18 PM) Ken: so bro

what u doing now ?

(11:19 PM) lmo: sry

watching drama

(11:19 PM) Ken: oh ic.. so now can't chat ?

(11:19 PM) lmo: yeah sry

ttys

(11:20 PM) Ken: when more free msg me

;)

i really cant stand ppl who go around "hey bro" here, "yo bro" there when i barely know!
i'm really not the "bro bro" kind of person so don't ever do it to me, thanks.
hmmm come to think of it i wldnt mind if you "hey sis!" LOL JK.
but i call siao eh "jie jie" cos of his name and to remind him that he's OLD (24).
buahhahahaha





3) ppl with low self esteem

(7:50 PM) Autumnus Pestile: aiya its okay

you can call me

Kana Aeroplane Anthony

or KAA for short

(7:50 PM) Autumnus Pestile: wait i should probably insert an N there

(7:50 PM) lmo: i rather call u bla

(7:51 PM) Autumnus Pestile: Kana Aeroplane N-lessly Anthony

KANA for short.

LOL

(7:51 PM) Autumnus Pestile: why bla

such a bad name

(7:52 PM) lmo: Boh Liao Anthony

he kept complaining about people pangseh-ing him (standing him up).

i'm not surprised.

i was super lonely at that time so i entertained him for a while...

i even gave him my number.

after a while, i found him irritating and blocked him + deleted him off my phone contact list.

guess what, he sent his wishes during x'mas and new year even though i clearly rmb telling him the previous time he smsed that i am "michelle" and he got the wrong number LOL.

ok idk if this is considered evil but i cant stand guys like him.

they'll rant about how no guys want them cos of their looks and not do one thing to improve on it.

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(12:10 AM) URGH the sun is: eh lmo ur bee goin for ur concert?

(12:10 AM) lmo: i dun think so

i dun wan ask him lah he wldnt go de lor

(12:10 AM) URGH the sun is: hahas why not

(12:10 AM) URGH the sun is: even my concert my dear dun like but for me he wan go listen to my music

(stupid bitch trying to make me jealous while acting that he's concerned abt me)

(12:11 AM) lmo: o.0

haha

(12:11 AM) URGH the sun is: he wan see how great his dear (me) is

hahas

(12:11 AM) lmo: o.0

(12:11 AM) [Bam]: lols

i wan sucha nice dear too

(12:12 AM) URGH the sun is: hahas i oso nvr nice wad he know i like music and he wan support me

(12:12 AM) URGH the sun is: i oso wan support him in his fight by caring for him

(12:12 AM) lmo: haha

u all how long le?

(12:12 AM) URGH the sun is: 1 yr

(12:12 AM) lmo: o.0 wah

(12:13 AM) URGH the sun is: our love and the way we talk hor like we were forever or were tgt for them long le

(12:17 AM) URGH the sun is: i tgt with my lao gong, my lao gong dun even wan break from his gf luh even though he love me alot

he say cant have both meh!

(12:17 AM) URGH the sun is: i was like :'(8o|

(12:17 AM) lmo: omg

slap him

(12:18 AM) URGH the sun is: i wan to but my heart pain he love me alot i say must break the nxt time meet gona talk to him face to face abt this

(12:19 AM) lmo: but his gf longer than u?

(12:19 AM) URGH the sun is: er yea but i better he say

(12:19 AM) lmo: -__-

then y dun wan break

(12:19 AM) URGH the sun is: yea luh i wan smack him or kill myself le

(12:19 AM) lmo: lol dun kill urself

smack him

(12:19 AM) URGH the sun is: cause we goin to get "married" so yea i wan him break

(12:20 AM) URGH the sun is: i dun wan smack bahs i wan him to myself i love him far to much le till can die

  

wouldn't you just end it with your bf if he did this?

which idiot would shortchange himself by sharing your man?!

and guess what, i actually intro-ed him to my ex.

and right after that, in another convo, he was hitting on him!

asking him if he'd like to kiss and wtv....

soooooooo gross!

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wow i found these samples in just one month's msn chat log.

i wasted so much time talking to these junk ppl! :X

well, of course, there are awesome ppl whom i've met.

is there a way to just filter off junk ppl and add the awesome ones directly? 

random irc visit

<do_u_wann> hi
<^hiya> hi
<do_u_wann> can i ask u like frank
<^hiya> ?
<do_u_wann> ... u here for like business
<^hiya> ?
<do_u_wann> people meet up for money
<do_u_wann> so wanna know
<do_u_wann> if u are like
<do_u_wann> looking out for money for fun
<^hiya> oh no i'm like
<^hiya> here to like
<^hiya> get mistaken for like
<^hiya> wanting to do such a thing
<^hiya> by like
<do_u_wann> no dude
<^hiya> people like u
<do_u_wann> ya
<do_u_wann> sorry man
<do_u_wann> please dont misunderstand
<do_u_wann> juat askin
<do_u_wann> very sorry if i hurt u
<do_u_wann> i dont mean any offence
<do_u_wann> i meat like 3 people

<do_u_wann> any ways
<do_u_wann> where r u from
<do_u_wann> u dont wnna talk
<do_u_wann> forget abt the begining .. it was not for u
<^hiya> like no? bye
<do_u_wann> sorry
<do_u_wann> buddy
<do_u_wann> i am sorry

not that i don't use "like" a lot myself...
he just started off on the wrong foot and irritated me.
yeah i'm small gas lah ok.

and i absolutely hate it when people go "hey bro", "hey buddy" etc.
seriously, i dont even know you and why the hell are you self-proclaiming your relationship with me.

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<`hi(his school)> hi mind intro
<^hiya> hi (intro: age, race, height, weight. refer below)
<`hi(his school)> hi 17c 184 64
<^hiya> hi (his name)?
<`hi(his school)> lmo>
<^hiya> HAHAHAHAHA
<`hi(his school)> lololol
<`hi(his school)> icic
<^hiya> YOU YOURSELF "MIND INTRO"; LAST TIME STILL LAUGH
<`hi(his school)> LOL Hahah forgt uh
<`hi(his school)> long time nv come liao

i'm working on a post about IRC (sgboy).

too tired to write nowadays...hehe.

soon bah.

why isnt there any hot guys on my roof?

trevvy pickup

hehe just logged in to trevvy and saw a new msg.

like finally! it's about time LOL

anw it went...

i happen to dislike gossip girls or anything like it. haha my msn is xxx@Hot.

i dont know, i just find him very...er "interesting"?

i mean, normally, when people message others on these sites, they would state some common interests so that the other person will be intrigued and reply right?

instead, he did the exact opposite of stating his distaste for something i mentioned in my introductory paragraph that i loved.

added him on my junk msn anw cos i was bored.

turned out he was seeking fun lol.

-.- 

i still dont see wat is the point of mentioning his dislike if all he wants is to bed me?

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 hi u r so cute...Keen to meet up for fun? Stay? Place free? Msn id? HP?

Muacks...
>.<

i would have replied if i were horny at that point haha.

but no.

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hi boi
can i know u?
can i make love to u?

 this is obviously from some paedo uncle.

idk why, i find others calling me "boy" derogatory.

 it's like, that person is out to belittle me or something.

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hello mind be fried ??? add me msn?? xxx@hotmail.com

haha i just realised how important spelling is HAHAHHAA.

YES I MIND BEING FRIED.

i've enough oil in me and would very much prefer my skin to be smooth and not crispy,

though i wouldnt mind the golden brown.

didnt add him cos i cant stand his abuse of  ???
it's fine when u are using it to indicate the intensity of your statement but it's irritating if you use it after every line.

and i cant stand people who go "mind be", "mind intro", mind mind mind
totally wtf.

oh and speaking of "mind intro", i find it super rude when people ask that before even introducing themselves.

 isn't it basic courtesy to introduce yourself first before asking another person to do it?

but somehow people think otherwise in trevvy.

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seek a MAN wo lik being rape like a MAN

i think this is the most hilarious of them all.

it doesn't even make sense.

if i were to reply and agree to have sex, how would it be rape?

if he wanna rape a real "MAN", he can just find anyone on the street wat.

come trevvy and mail people for what.

-.-

:(

so depressing right.

i rarely get mails on trevvy, and yet there are still undesirable ones.

then others are just plain boring.

it's quite diffi to write a satisfactory pickup mail actually.

i would usually relate to something on his profile and include my msn.

havent really failed before i think hahahhaha.

but idk what happened after that...nowadays i nv talk to them alr.

not fun ...haix..

dear santa, xmas is next week!

time to deliver the pressie alr!

hahahahhaahahah