Rebecca Black talks about "Friday"

i'm sure all of you have heard that song by now.

i personally do not hate it...kinda catchy with dumb lyrics that are so easy to rmb.
"yesterday was thursday....today it is friday"
"tomorrow is saturday and sunday comes afterwards..."


and the song is sooo happy!
"PARTYING PARTYING YEAH!"


treated it as fun, nonsensical song since i first heard it.
dont really understand why so many ppl hate it (dont kill me for saying this)






it wasn't until i saw this that i've bad impression of her.
seriously? how did iraq and afghanistan get involved in this song.
it comes from a really painful place? why does she look so happy in the mv?!

even if those parts of the songs were meant to be metaphorical, why can't they just make a dull plain song that reveals the intended meaning clearly instead of trying to be creative and hide the meaning in a happy song like this.


i highly doubt that this "greasy pop song" was meant to encompass so many hidden meanings.
and she sounds so bitchy (bad kind of bitch) in the video!

i appreciate it so much more as a "greasy pop song" tyvm.

don't dish out what you can't take

don't you just hate it when imbeciles talk behind your back?

i just arrived at work and decided to rest in the storeroom since there was no customers.

then this pair of idiotic staff came in as well. (they are sorta like outcasts there. none of the staffs like them)
one of them muttered to the other before leaving, "that promoter ah...come to work first thing is to play games..."


i hate it when others talk bad abt me behind my back.
like hello, if you've got a problem with me, trash it out in front of me.
i'd respect you for that.

was so pissed off.
ended my game and went outside as well.
who was she to care if i was playing or not. my manger have not even forbidded me from doing so.
and she is just another lowly staff who's too kaypoh for her own good!

i waited for her to walk by...
stared at her and said, "yes lady boss. i'm out here alr. do u have any instructions for me?!"


she feigned ignorance...asking me why i was saying that to her.
kept denying and walked away.


and guess what, she complained to her manger later.
seriously, she's such a loser who cant fight her on battles.
and she's like at least 30 years older.
that manager is a classic too.
he reported it to my manager without even first asking me what had happened.
he happily believed her side of the story?!
i dont mind him complaining to my manager, but at least hear my side of it first?!


turned out, she really added salt and vinegar to her story.
saying that she was merely informing me there were customers asking abt my product (there was no one to serve when i went out lah!) and that i had shouted at her at the top of my voice.
please lah, i spoke to her outside of the storeroom. if i had raised my voice, customers would have long crowded around?!
and her manager was dumb enough to believe her story.


thankfully, mine knew me well enough that i wouldnt have retorted if she did not provoke me first.
i wasnt even reprimanded. he just told me to ignore her in future.



hate it when people seek help from a higher authority to settle their scores.
if she can't take it, dont talk bad about other ppl behind their back!
or at least be smart enough to make sure the victim doesn't find out.
furthermore, that remark was just meant as a warning for her to stfu.
i have not even started being mean lah -.-
don't mess with the wrong bitch if you can't handle it.

decisions

i've always made my own decisions in life.
my secondary school, the subjects to study, cca...i've never allowed my parents to make them for me.
not that they are that interested either.
the only thing they chose for me was my primary sch cos obviously i was too young.


as much as i love my freedome to make my own decisions,
it can be really frustrating if i've too much of a choice.
i would go through the bothersome process of weighing out the pros and cons, researching, seeking advice from seniors for the important ones.
however, more often than not, i would already know what i would choose in the end.


my most recent decision was my new school.
i was going against the wishes of my parents (esp my mom. we argued in the car until dad asked us to end it there and not bring the matter up again), all of my close friends chose to do a levels, i was the only one in my class who chose to pursue a diploma :X


i think the only reason i was "seeking advice" was to prepare them for my decision.
i knew i wasn't going to accept their protests.
it isn't like i made my choice ignoring the negatives.
i knew how they were going to convince me otherwise simply because i have already had the arguement with myself.
their well-intended persuasion will always be rebutted with my well-rehearsed justification.


and of course, i love it when people support my decision.
i would have someone to blame if things don't work out in the end.
as tempting as that sounds, i wont resort to that lah.
i would argue with my supporters also actually and try to see if they've any solutions to overcome the negatives.


i guess what i'm trying to say is that usually, one would have made their minds up before "seeking advice" unless that person has not done sufficient homework himself.
then he'd just be a time-waster who allows others to make decisions for him cos he's too lazy to contemplate himself.


having to hear opposing views can be stressful.
but why should one be so caught up in caring about others' views and give up what one wants to pursue?
it is just foolish to "go crazy" and "feel suicidal" just because you're in a dilemma and everyone's going agaisnt your wishes, right hfc?

Jal Joshua

how do i say this and not sound paedophilic...

he'll turn out to be real handsome!
just look at his loooooooong lashes!
jealous ttm.

the sharp chin, the double eyelids, the charm and confidence he exudes...
all the desireable features converging in one boy who will just make any girl's heart melt.

let's not forget his voice :X
eye and ear candy!

butch and HON

sooooo i was returning home from work via the mrt then bus.
went into the cabin and omg!
saw that hot old neighbour again lol!


but ah. it was just so super dao as usual.
i think he knows lah...gays arent that insensitive to ppl checking us out right.
i did not intend to be subtle either. though i was still afraid of staring right at him. rude?

and later, we boarded the same bus (like obviously lol.)
he was right in front of me, watching some cartoon i think.
gotta improve on my phone-screening speed :X

we sat in the same row, but at diferent side of the bus.
(idk the right preposition to use -.-)
like...i was on the right and he was on the left of the bus and the pathway is inbetween us.
anyhoo i guess if i had boarded a little later, the seats wld have been filled and i wld have a reason to sit beside him. then perhaps we wld talk?
but he appears to be those super dao kind so idk lah.

after i've sat down, this "cute guy" (yes again LOL) came and sat beside me.
he could have actually sat beside that hot old neighbour (HON) also but he chose me! WOOHOO!
lololol.
the only thing i cld have beaten HON at was my youth (and maybe my brown hair. dyed recently :P).
otherwise, how could italy have won six pecs?

and that "cute guy" sat in such a way that our arms were in contact throughout the journey.
when the bus was turning, i used it as an excuse to exert more force than usual on him to test water.
and surprisingly, he did not move his arm away.
if i were him, i wld have been kinda irritated and make a large movement when breaking the contact.
but our contact remained until he got up and alighted.

that was when i managed to get a closer look of him and realise that his features are exceptionally feminine.
idk why i didnt register that when i first looked at him.
perhaps it was all obscured by "his" manly actions.
it was either "he" really has feminine features...or that yours truly ate a butch's tofu today :)
way to go lmo!

i have decided to...

1) become a vegan.
2) abstain from sex till i am married.
3) turn straight and get married within 10 years.
4) not watch gay porn ever again but only straight ones.
5) not get turned on by dicks but pussies.
6) not watch any dramas anymore.
7) start smoking cos i think it's cool!
8) stop masturbating for good.
9) start going to church.
10) not create anymore lame april fool's posts next year.


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i actually got pranked by some auntie at work today.
she was like..."aiyo u drop smth oso duno!".
-.-

rejection

k so a friend of mine has recently rejectted a classmate of his.
let's call my friend F and the reject R for short.


apparently R is the eyecandy of another friend.
but F find R kinda ugly...rated him 1 or 2 upon 10?
 (i'm 4 on that scale. erhem. wtf)


then the main reason F rejectted R was cos R is "niang" aka sissy.
so i was quite curious and erm, asked him to rate his niangness on the scale of 1-10. (10 being the niangnest)
he gave and 8.
i asked abt my then and i got a 9?!
WTFWTF LOL

F says
8
coz his niang a bit fail
like
a bit gross
not as natural as yours
his is a bit ew 

LMO says
-.-

F says
your's 9
haha
higher quality

LMO says
wat is natural
OMG
am i that niang
-.-
ahhhh
shit

F says
means he's damn niang but suck at it
ok lah you're not like THAT niang
but higher quality lol

LMO says
ok so the scale 10= most niang regardless of quality
his
and mine

it's ok
dun have to be pr

since when did u even care

F says
same rating lol

LMO says
-.-
sian

F says

in terms of quality you definitely higher haha

LMO says
not fun

F says

you should rate bitchiness!

his is like

9/10

your's is 8

ok no

7 

LMO says
WHY I LOSE
why
why
why

F says

lol

good wad. 

LMO says
rly ah
so bitchy= bad meh

F says

ya.

his bitchy is fucking annoying

your's is just bitchy

but nice

LMO says
lol kk thanks






this is soooo hilarious!
i'm not proud of my niangness...my mom told me to not be that sissy the other day wtf.
i dont know when i am lah ok.
not intentional one! sumpah!
but i get it if ppl dun like...fuck off and die :) lol
wait i couldnt have said that to my mom right...i just ignored her and walked away.

and for bitchiness, i used to think that it's a compliment.
that's how my clique used it anw.
somehow bitchiness was synonymous with eloquence + outspokenness.
so we'd use bitch differently in diff situations and at times it retains it's original meaning.
you know some ppl bitch without brains and complain abt every freaking shit there is.
those wld be the "bad bitches".

and R is a bad bitch! LOL



ok look where i've digressed to.


after F rejectted R, R became a bitter and couldn't get over it.
he asked F repeatedly to accept him but F really didnt want to and when i asked him why he will no give R a chance, he replied "he ask me then i must accept issit?!"
i was like "aiyah go and dig some gold and throw him away after that lah!"
cos apparently R told F that he wld buy things for him/pay for his meals etc if he accepts.
i dont get why rich ppl thinks they can buy others' feelings.


anyhoo, i must say i admire R for his courage to confess his feelings for F.
was explaining F how it must have been difficult for R to muster his courage to confess.
they are in the same class, if R was rejectted, it wld be uber weird for the rest of their schlife!

that being said, i cannot condone how R is such a soreloser.
i mean, after being rejectted, wld u still persist and irritate that person to death?
i'd be so embarrassed i dun think i'd talk to that rejecttor for a while lah!
soo buay paiseh one. offer monetary benefits somemore!
R shld rly learn to move on!


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ttly unrelated but i saw this pic on trevvy and it is unequivocally HOT AS FUCK!

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