hokkien

my hokkien's not awesome...but passable enough to communicate with my grams. :)

i was very tempted to talk to my orientation friends in hokkien...but most of them do not understand it.
there was this ah lian there...her speaking style is quite infectious and i sorta caught it.
talking to ah lians are awesome...they just speak their mind and u wont have to be wary at all times if they harbour any ulterior motive.
they're easy to read and are very entertaining.
make awesome chat buddies!
wish everyone would be as harmless/ non-scheming like them.


hokkien style umbrella:


love this ttm!
wa eh hor sua. hor hor hor!

it has a mysterious calming effect on me.
my real mother tongue...nothing is more soothing than that.

started school!

sch started on mon for me.
quite tired after orientation so nv update lalala.

anw hmmmmmm my gaydar never *ding ding ding* yet.
super not fun.
dun believe so many students non are gay.
acting damn good nia...hahahahaha.

suspect this senior of mine is one though,
hahahaha damn shuai lah! *heartmelts*
he's like one of the overachievers.
gpa close to four + numerous ccas + shuai + hot + tanned.
i want! tyvm :)

the only thing is that he's shorter. hahaha

i think i'd find out by asking if he's attached and blah blah blah.

he initiated a convo with me today lah...he's like one of the in-charge of the camp and noticed i was damn tired.
*honoured*
altho a sian face is my normal expression.

so yep, my orientation group ppl are really nice.
not the forever damn high kind but definitely not dead.
but idk any1 else from my course yet :X
wannna see if there's any hahahaha.

how i wish my gaydar was stronger!!!

finally served someone fabulous!

it's about time i met someone fabulous through work, having worked as a promoter for the past few months.
granted, majority of the people who frequent supermarkets are married uncles with a beer belly and kids...there shld still be fabulous ppl who shopping there.

alike today, i actually served someone so flamboyant that everyone in the room will know he is gay straightaway.
he was with this omg-so-cute friend whom i just kept staring at.
i guess he came earlier to look first and reserved something with the earlier-shift auntie.
so yep the auntie reserved the product under their names: ken and oscar.
i'm thinking the flamboyant QueenB person is called oscar cos someone that fabulous doesnt fit a simple name such as ken.
so yep i went into the store and retrieved what they reserved.

i didn't know how to act around oscar.
he is the awesome kind of bitch u'd wanna be bffs with.
i wanted to be like, "hey i am lalala too" but there was this other auntie who can hear every single word i utter.
so i tried to tone it down very deliberately. i get all weird when i control my fabulousness intentionally, pulling down my voice (yes i did that in the video tuls. that isnt my real voice!) and being aware of my hand gestures.
but i guess oscar's experienced enough and has a good enough gaydar to sense that i kept staring at ken the whole time.
cos ken is just perfect eyecandy material!!!

so after i came out with their items, ken was looking at other things at another lane.
oscar, with the intention of teasing/testing me i think, said, "我的朋友讲你很帅 (my friend says you're handsome)".
i was so embarrassed i didn't know what to say and i just gave a rather perfunctory reply "他也是 (he is too)".
i would have blushed! but i think tanned ppl cant blush. haahahaha.
he laughed. and went to tell his friend what i said.
ken gave the "wtf?!" reaction and i just laughed at him.

later on, oscar made some sexual innuendoes when i was teaching him how to operate the item. "为什么插不进去的?! 我不会插啦...插插插 (idk how to make it enter lah)"
i helped him with it and he said "还是你比较会插! (you are still better at entering)"

i could have taken advantage of the whole situation and flirted with both of them.
but i'm just too shy to get into it.
regret it so much lah!
could have made a new bitch friend and perhaps a boyfriend at the same time lah!
hhahahahhahahahhaha.
i'd definitely let my true self come out if i see them again. :D
IF being the keyword. haix.
why am i so shy :X will learn from this mistake and flirt all out shld another opportunity like this arise.
oh and i can blame the other customers also. another one was waiting for me so i couldnt have had a proper convo with them either.


oh and from their accent, they are malaysians.
anyone knows them? hahhahaha.
they are about 18-20 at most i think.
dont really think they are a couple lah...there interaction and dynamics doesnt suggest so.
and ken may, just may be straight.
gaydar's off recently.
actually nah i still think he is gay, it'll be such a waste if he's straight hahhahahahaa.

ktv again!

hahhaha yeah went to ktv with hfc.
told him that i wanted to shop initially...
but i just wanted to ktv again suddenly.
i guilted him into agreeing even though he was really reluctant coming up with excuses abt tests and all.
i'm crazy and bitchy like that :D

we both have similar taste in music and i know almost every song he likes and vice versa.
there are exceptions of course.
like how he finds "Born This Way" horrible. rowr!
(sidenote: isn't born this way banned in malaysia? i heard it playing in a shopping centre in jb leh)

anyhoo it was really awesome to have a ktv session with a close friend.
cos he knows how i cant sing and doesnt rly mind. just kept on laughing but wtv lah.
not like it is his first time hearing me sing.
and cos we can get super hyper tgt, we were literally screaming at "high" parts of the session.
i cant get this high with other ppl cos i'll be worrying how they'll think im crazy and stuff.
but with ur bff, that's when ur true colour shows. hahahhahaha


we went crazy after singing not myself tonight.
followed by hollaback girl and then party people right after!
all awesome party songs!
we managed to clear the rap part of party people perfectly (with the help of the original singers of course) even though the last time we heard it was ages ago.
i loved the fergie's rapping parts so much that i kept practising it last time.
"all of you haters can kiss a behind. specifically speaking i'm talking about mine!"


session ended off with veronicas- untouched.
wooohooo!
kk i know these songs are a little outdated...but that was the time when we had the time to get crazy and sing those songs in school/ over the webcam.


and any singing schools need people for before/after advertisements?
i am the perfect before candidate! off key in every note i sing :D
sponsor my lessons and i dun mind being filmed throughout them hahhahahahhahaa!







yep she sounds better than me so u can imagine hahhahaha.
i showed somene how i sound and he kept laughing throughout lah! wtf!
right until he said gdnite still making fun of me :(
rowr! evil slut hahhahahha,

train to johor bahru

the train wasn't as vintage as i expected, so yeah quite disappointing :X

it had air-con!

i was thinking it would be those coal-powered ones with steam coming out of the front.

actually idk how it was powered.

 

so yeah we went to our friends hse at 7.

he was still sleeping WTFBBQ!

panicked. spammed his phone. he had like 40+ missed calls at least i think

but to no avail.

taxi-ed to tanjhong pagar train station at like 7.20am, begging the taxi driver to try his best to reach there before 8.

fortunately, the jams were not that bad and we managed to reach there in time.

got new tickets and set off.

waited city square for that person to join us...he called us while we were in the cab and he wldnt have made it in time.

so he took bus or wtv there.

kinda sad cos he's to cover the wasted transport costs.

went shopping...then taxi-ed to jusco permas jaya (i think) to have lunch at a&w!!!

too bad the a&w there isn't that great...they said the ice-cream has not been delivered yet!

so we had ours with honey and butter -.-

i found the root beer diluted oso.

or maybe the reason why i found a&w was so great was cos the last time i had it in sg, i was 5 or so and couldnt tell tasty from nasty.

but impossible cos i've tried it in other countries and they tasted great too.

was led by the nose throughout the trip.

didnt know where i was going cos i had malaysians with me who knew their way around...they'd just tell the cab where to go and i'll be sleeping on the journey.

the cabs are so cramped!

four of us sharing a cab and the three of us at the cab were no where near petite so we were like squeezed uber tightly.

and there was so little leg space that i had to remain in the same position throughout the journeys!

wonder how tall ppl in mly survive the cab rides :X

anw it wasn't all that bad lah, cos the guy i sat beside was kinda cute :D:D

hahahahaha

went to giant and shopped too.

saw this there...

so ridiculous lah! what does "I" stand for? IPHONE! -.-

went to a friend's colleague's place...

saw a baby snake lah omg!

it was right at the gate and even though it is really tiny, we didnt dare to enter.

the owner assured us that small snakes are common and not dangerous but we still waited for it to glide away before entering :D

then saw something interesting that we don't have in sg.

lorry selling tilam!

hahaha. they had this loudspeaker that played a recorded track saying "tilam! tilam!" or smth.

damn cute!

reminds me of karang guni in SG.

had dinner @ kenny rogers.

i love their concept of being able to choose 3 side dishes!

i ordered as if i'm carb-loading for a marathon.

all major carbs! aromatic rice, potato salad, mac and cheese.

damn fat lah!

so yep, that's about it.

four of us hired a car home. $40 sgd. quite okay right?

 and lalala here are my hauls for the day!

spent about $80 sgd for the trip...including food and transport.

quite ok lah. not that big a damage since i was too tired to shop for clothes hahahaha.

 -hazelnut coffee from oldtown is like the best instant coffee ever!

i survived my previous schooling days with it and decided to load up since my sch's starting :(

 

love this preserved fruit thingy! have no idea what it is but it's delicious!

and the fried ikan bilis cracker thingy also! love love love! 

but it tastes sooo damn oily...guilty pleasure :)

tired

i've been awake for the past 30 hours or so i guess.
i was afraid i wouldn't be able to wake up at 5am in the morning so i decided not to sleep at all.
shall blog abt the jb trip tml.

right now, the anxiety of starting school in a whole new environment is kicking in.
i received calls from seniors/lecturers that informed me of orientaton details.
my lecturer even taught me how to access my school-based email so i can download details of the events.
i'm such a tech-no that i never knew outlook.com existed before she told me about it.
application for the scholarship has started.
i shall apply when school starts. so i'd have the required supporting documents ready.
i really hope i'd be able to clinch it.
but for that to happen, i'd have to be shortlisted and interviewed.
i have never been part of a formal interview before!
my leadership positons have all been bestowed upon me by mostly luck and a minute manipulation behind.
idk how to face a panel and not feel nervous.
i'd just have a freezed-smile on my face to divert their attention.
i'm actually scared again.
glad that my tireness will allow me to concuss soon...idk how i'd be able to fall asleep with these self-inflicted scares flowing through my head...
ttfn.

train

wooohoo imma sit on the train for the first time in my life tml.
the real tutu train. not mrt/lrt/airport express or wtv.

cos the one serving jb and sg is closing down soon...in july i think.
so yeah anyone from jb wanna receive me tml?
hold a with "LMO" on it...i'll be taking the first train.
hahhahahahha.
*conceited diva moment*
it feels good to have someone receiving u at the arrival hall ok!
i was so surprised to see a man holding a paper with my name on it after i touched down in my previous trip.
felt like some vip and i was ready to give the queen's wave when i realised anyone who hired a tour guide beforehand would receive the same treatment.
hahhaahahahaha.


anyhoo, i've always wanted to go on a train.
ever since i received that vision.
my classmates and i were playing this "hyperventilation game" where someone would breathe rapidly for a while and then hold his breath. another person will then push against his chest so he can't breathe or smth.
after a while, that person will faint.
i didnt believe it so i tried and tada i fainted for the first time in my life.
hit my head against the edge of a notice-board in the process which resulted in a baluku (bump). -.-
and i regain consciousness slapping the floor cos i felt someone slapping me in the face and i wanted to get revenge.


when i was out, i had this vision of me screwing with this effing-hot latino guy.
issit possible to remember sensations from visions/dreams?
cos i rmb it felt so great when we were fucking on a bed in a cabin of a train.
after the session ended, we were both so drained and i collapsed beside him and laid my head on his shoulder.
perfect romance movie/porn scene right?
and i got slapped awake right after that.
how irritating!


and yes, i realise that the chances of boarding a train with a latino in sg is close to zero.
much less sleeping with one in a ride that's merely an hour.
but still, maybe it'll come true in my future train rides.
think sleeping beauty..."i know you...a walked slept with you once upon a dream."

front seat or back seat?

i dont know the asnwer cos i hate physics tyvm :).

that wasnt in my syllabus either...i think.

i've always admired those enjoy physics.

it's so boring that i just wanted to die in physics lessons!

my teacher didn't help either.

and me being a night owl meant that i'd have to pull my hair, pinch my face and whatnot to stay awake while jigglypuff sang for that 45minutes.

on some days, it'd sing for 2 periods and that was when i'd definitely take a break n walk slowly to the restroom.

i believe most gays hate physics! hahaha

i've only met one gay engineer so far.

those gays i've talked to in engineering course hate it and was forced to be there cos their score couldn't qualify for other courses.

or maybe physics is just too boring that everybody hates it right right? :P

p.s. ok i admit i'm very biased against physics cos i wasted 4 years of my life on it. i deserve to slam it. :D

i

I LOVE Luanlegacy

hahhahahahahhahahaha.

Luanlegacy

he is just way too awesomely-bitchy! (Y)

MY FAVE OF ALL:

and if some ppl still do not understand what he's trying to say and go on hating, so be it and fuck yourself :) let's not waste each other's time and move on.

bus

i missed the freaking bus twice today. yay me!

was walking towardsd to bus-stop from home, and i had to cross a zebra-crossing then a traffic light to get there.
i have not even crossed the zebra-crossing yet when i saw my bus zoom by, alighted and left.

@$^%%$%!$!@#!$!@$


then when i was coming home from work, the bus just left the interchange when i got there!

^#$%@#$^$%&^$&^$& again.

and i decided to try and catch the bus at the next stop.
i've done that before when i studied at my previous school and never failed.
i caught the bus even though i lugged a humongous schoolbag behind.
and today, all i had was a pathetic slingbag with me and i COULDNT MAKE IT ROWROWROWR!
worse, after that sprint, my butt cramped!
and it was just what, 200m at most.
maybe it's really time to stop leading a sedentary lifestyle.


im gonna start saving up to learn driving too.
first thing to accomplish next year.
hard to imagine how someone with four legs like me will be on the wheels. :P
then again, even if i do have my driver's license...i wouldnt have my own car to drive and i'd still be stucked with public transport. :X
haix. they should invent something that will allow u to signal for the bus to stop from a distance so you can catch it!!!

age

you know, when talking to guys online, do u have an "age limit"?

like how old is too old?
or the other way around...some ppl wont talk to younger guys cos they think we're all immature and bratty etc.


personally, i wont talk to anyone younger than me cos well, i'm not that old myself and i find it will kinda be "paedophillic" to converse with someone at such a tender age.
i know the conversation doesn't have to be about sex and all, but somehow the ones i've talked to on irc would just steer it towards that dierection.
(and yeah i grew kinda sick of irc and have not used it since forever.
ok maybe i did go in once or twice to make fun of ppl when i was extremely bored.)


and i wouldn't really talk to guys who are above 30 cos experience tells me that there are limited common topics and the convo will go dry in no time.


of cos. these are just stereotypical observations and there are definitely (albeit rare?) exceptions out there.


i wouldn't care about age that much if he's an entertaining friend.
but isn't it weird to date someone old enough to be your father?
is age really just a number? o.0

Rebecca Black talks about "Friday"

i'm sure all of you have heard that song by now.

i personally do not hate it...kinda catchy with dumb lyrics that are so easy to rmb.
"yesterday was thursday....today it is friday"
"tomorrow is saturday and sunday comes afterwards..."


and the song is sooo happy!
"PARTYING PARTYING YEAH!"


treated it as fun, nonsensical song since i first heard it.
dont really understand why so many ppl hate it (dont kill me for saying this)






it wasn't until i saw this that i've bad impression of her.
seriously? how did iraq and afghanistan get involved in this song.
it comes from a really painful place? why does she look so happy in the mv?!

even if those parts of the songs were meant to be metaphorical, why can't they just make a dull plain song that reveals the intended meaning clearly instead of trying to be creative and hide the meaning in a happy song like this.


i highly doubt that this "greasy pop song" was meant to encompass so many hidden meanings.
and she sounds so bitchy (bad kind of bitch) in the video!

i appreciate it so much more as a "greasy pop song" tyvm.

don't dish out what you can't take

don't you just hate it when imbeciles talk behind your back?

i just arrived at work and decided to rest in the storeroom since there was no customers.

then this pair of idiotic staff came in as well. (they are sorta like outcasts there. none of the staffs like them)
one of them muttered to the other before leaving, "that promoter ah...come to work first thing is to play games..."


i hate it when others talk bad abt me behind my back.
like hello, if you've got a problem with me, trash it out in front of me.
i'd respect you for that.

was so pissed off.
ended my game and went outside as well.
who was she to care if i was playing or not. my manger have not even forbidded me from doing so.
and she is just another lowly staff who's too kaypoh for her own good!

i waited for her to walk by...
stared at her and said, "yes lady boss. i'm out here alr. do u have any instructions for me?!"


she feigned ignorance...asking me why i was saying that to her.
kept denying and walked away.


and guess what, she complained to her manger later.
seriously, she's such a loser who cant fight her on battles.
and she's like at least 30 years older.
that manager is a classic too.
he reported it to my manager without even first asking me what had happened.
he happily believed her side of the story?!
i dont mind him complaining to my manager, but at least hear my side of it first?!


turned out, she really added salt and vinegar to her story.
saying that she was merely informing me there were customers asking abt my product (there was no one to serve when i went out lah!) and that i had shouted at her at the top of my voice.
please lah, i spoke to her outside of the storeroom. if i had raised my voice, customers would have long crowded around?!
and her manager was dumb enough to believe her story.


thankfully, mine knew me well enough that i wouldnt have retorted if she did not provoke me first.
i wasnt even reprimanded. he just told me to ignore her in future.



hate it when people seek help from a higher authority to settle their scores.
if she can't take it, dont talk bad about other ppl behind their back!
or at least be smart enough to make sure the victim doesn't find out.
furthermore, that remark was just meant as a warning for her to stfu.
i have not even started being mean lah -.-
don't mess with the wrong bitch if you can't handle it.

decisions

i've always made my own decisions in life.
my secondary school, the subjects to study, cca...i've never allowed my parents to make them for me.
not that they are that interested either.
the only thing they chose for me was my primary sch cos obviously i was too young.


as much as i love my freedome to make my own decisions,
it can be really frustrating if i've too much of a choice.
i would go through the bothersome process of weighing out the pros and cons, researching, seeking advice from seniors for the important ones.
however, more often than not, i would already know what i would choose in the end.


my most recent decision was my new school.
i was going against the wishes of my parents (esp my mom. we argued in the car until dad asked us to end it there and not bring the matter up again), all of my close friends chose to do a levels, i was the only one in my class who chose to pursue a diploma :X


i think the only reason i was "seeking advice" was to prepare them for my decision.
i knew i wasn't going to accept their protests.
it isn't like i made my choice ignoring the negatives.
i knew how they were going to convince me otherwise simply because i have already had the arguement with myself.
their well-intended persuasion will always be rebutted with my well-rehearsed justification.


and of course, i love it when people support my decision.
i would have someone to blame if things don't work out in the end.
as tempting as that sounds, i wont resort to that lah.
i would argue with my supporters also actually and try to see if they've any solutions to overcome the negatives.


i guess what i'm trying to say is that usually, one would have made their minds up before "seeking advice" unless that person has not done sufficient homework himself.
then he'd just be a time-waster who allows others to make decisions for him cos he's too lazy to contemplate himself.


having to hear opposing views can be stressful.
but why should one be so caught up in caring about others' views and give up what one wants to pursue?
it is just foolish to "go crazy" and "feel suicidal" just because you're in a dilemma and everyone's going agaisnt your wishes, right hfc?

Jal Joshua

how do i say this and not sound paedophilic...

he'll turn out to be real handsome!
just look at his loooooooong lashes!
jealous ttm.

the sharp chin, the double eyelids, the charm and confidence he exudes...
all the desireable features converging in one boy who will just make any girl's heart melt.

let's not forget his voice :X
eye and ear candy!

butch and HON

sooooo i was returning home from work via the mrt then bus.
went into the cabin and omg!
saw that hot old neighbour again lol!


but ah. it was just so super dao as usual.
i think he knows lah...gays arent that insensitive to ppl checking us out right.
i did not intend to be subtle either. though i was still afraid of staring right at him. rude?

and later, we boarded the same bus (like obviously lol.)
he was right in front of me, watching some cartoon i think.
gotta improve on my phone-screening speed :X

we sat in the same row, but at diferent side of the bus.
(idk the right preposition to use -.-)
like...i was on the right and he was on the left of the bus and the pathway is inbetween us.
anyhoo i guess if i had boarded a little later, the seats wld have been filled and i wld have a reason to sit beside him. then perhaps we wld talk?
but he appears to be those super dao kind so idk lah.

after i've sat down, this "cute guy" (yes again LOL) came and sat beside me.
he could have actually sat beside that hot old neighbour (HON) also but he chose me! WOOHOO!
lololol.
the only thing i cld have beaten HON at was my youth (and maybe my brown hair. dyed recently :P).
otherwise, how could italy have won six pecs?

and that "cute guy" sat in such a way that our arms were in contact throughout the journey.
when the bus was turning, i used it as an excuse to exert more force than usual on him to test water.
and surprisingly, he did not move his arm away.
if i were him, i wld have been kinda irritated and make a large movement when breaking the contact.
but our contact remained until he got up and alighted.

that was when i managed to get a closer look of him and realise that his features are exceptionally feminine.
idk why i didnt register that when i first looked at him.
perhaps it was all obscured by "his" manly actions.
it was either "he" really has feminine features...or that yours truly ate a butch's tofu today :)
way to go lmo!

i have decided to...

1) become a vegan.
2) abstain from sex till i am married.
3) turn straight and get married within 10 years.
4) not watch gay porn ever again but only straight ones.
5) not get turned on by dicks but pussies.
6) not watch any dramas anymore.
7) start smoking cos i think it's cool!
8) stop masturbating for good.
9) start going to church.
10) not create anymore lame april fool's posts next year.


~

i actually got pranked by some auntie at work today.
she was like..."aiyo u drop smth oso duno!".
-.-

rejection

k so a friend of mine has recently rejectted a classmate of his.
let's call my friend F and the reject R for short.


apparently R is the eyecandy of another friend.
but F find R kinda ugly...rated him 1 or 2 upon 10?
 (i'm 4 on that scale. erhem. wtf)


then the main reason F rejectted R was cos R is "niang" aka sissy.
so i was quite curious and erm, asked him to rate his niangness on the scale of 1-10. (10 being the niangnest)
he gave and 8.
i asked abt my then and i got a 9?!
WTFWTF LOL

F says
8
coz his niang a bit fail
like
a bit gross
not as natural as yours
his is a bit ew 

LMO says
-.-

F says
your's 9
haha
higher quality

LMO says
wat is natural
OMG
am i that niang
-.-
ahhhh
shit

F says
means he's damn niang but suck at it
ok lah you're not like THAT niang
but higher quality lol

LMO says
ok so the scale 10= most niang regardless of quality
his
and mine

it's ok
dun have to be pr

since when did u even care

F says
same rating lol

LMO says
-.-
sian

F says

in terms of quality you definitely higher haha

LMO says
not fun

F says

you should rate bitchiness!

his is like

9/10

your's is 8

ok no

7 

LMO says
WHY I LOSE
why
why
why

F says

lol

good wad. 

LMO says
rly ah
so bitchy= bad meh

F says

ya.

his bitchy is fucking annoying

your's is just bitchy

but nice

LMO says
lol kk thanks






this is soooo hilarious!
i'm not proud of my niangness...my mom told me to not be that sissy the other day wtf.
i dont know when i am lah ok.
not intentional one! sumpah!
but i get it if ppl dun like...fuck off and die :) lol
wait i couldnt have said that to my mom right...i just ignored her and walked away.

and for bitchiness, i used to think that it's a compliment.
that's how my clique used it anw.
somehow bitchiness was synonymous with eloquence + outspokenness.
so we'd use bitch differently in diff situations and at times it retains it's original meaning.
you know some ppl bitch without brains and complain abt every freaking shit there is.
those wld be the "bad bitches".

and R is a bad bitch! LOL



ok look where i've digressed to.


after F rejectted R, R became a bitter and couldn't get over it.
he asked F repeatedly to accept him but F really didnt want to and when i asked him why he will no give R a chance, he replied "he ask me then i must accept issit?!"
i was like "aiyah go and dig some gold and throw him away after that lah!"
cos apparently R told F that he wld buy things for him/pay for his meals etc if he accepts.
i dont get why rich ppl thinks they can buy others' feelings.


anyhoo, i must say i admire R for his courage to confess his feelings for F.
was explaining F how it must have been difficult for R to muster his courage to confess.
they are in the same class, if R was rejectted, it wld be uber weird for the rest of their schlife!

that being said, i cannot condone how R is such a soreloser.
i mean, after being rejectted, wld u still persist and irritate that person to death?
i'd be so embarrassed i dun think i'd talk to that rejecttor for a while lah!
soo buay paiseh one. offer monetary benefits somemore!
R shld rly learn to move on!


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ttly unrelated but i saw this pic on trevvy and it is unequivocally HOT AS FUCK!

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