so yeah, you know, irc is the internet chatroom thingy, similar to icq right?
or issit the same thing? idk lah...go ask some geeks
anw, i know it's damn outdated alr...
but before GRINDR became ubiquitous in the aj (gay) community, it was one of the most popular platform for us to know other people.
so yeah, i've added like hundredss of ppl from there to a fake msn, some of which are really nice people and i've met around 6 of them for normal reasons, had a few flings, became online friends with some,and the rest are just plain bullcrap.
but due to various reasons, i only talk to 2 on regular basis now.
pathetic right?
one went to army.
three of whom i stopped talking to cos of exams and never instigated another convo cos i think it'll be awkward. (P and two other guys)
i added AN's friend and AN didnt even know he was aj. flirted, went to his hse, kissed and slept with him (not sex as in really sleep), told him he had super bad breath and dress sense (LOLOLOL it's true. AN wld always tell him to drink water. HE ACTUALLY DENIED THAT HIS BREATH STINKS WTF) and he never talked to me again.
anw, there are all kinds of people on trevvy IRC.
but it seems like everyone of them would start off with "(mind) intro (pls)?"
it's the most idiotic thing ever.
if you want someone to take the trouble introduce themselves, can't you fucking instigate it by doing it yourself first?
how rude can ppl get online?some are even worse, after you replied them with your intro, they will dive right into asking you for sex without giving theirs.
anyhoo, here are some of the types i hate to encounter.
(i wouldnt mind 1 when i'm horny but at other times i hate it)
1) fun-seekers (most prevalent)
some of which would go...
<pgboy> anyone with place in punggol/sengkang wanna have fun??
<suck4indi> ani horni indians wanna get sucked good now ?,?.??.??
<ghost> any boys want to pl,ay with my BIG c,ock? i p,ay you!
<Love21> any teens in yishun? can let me suck? or sell me their underwear?
real samples. the latter two are obviously paedophiles.
those who offer to pay are usually fat old DOM (dirty old men) who wld like to fuck teen guys but have no qualifications (in terms of looks and fitness) and thus have to resort to supplying what guys around my age want most. MOOLAH!
it's so tempting okay. someone actually offered $1000 per session.
how many hours would i have to stand to get that amount?!
2) "BROS" aka over-friendly ppl
(9:27 PM) Ken: u got photo ma or facebook again ?
(11:18 PM) Ken: so bro
what u doing now ?
(11:19 PM) lmo: sry
watching drama
(11:19 PM) Ken: oh ic.. so now can't chat ?
(11:19 PM) lmo: yeah sry
ttys
(11:20 PM) Ken: when more free msg me
;)
i really cant stand ppl who go around "hey bro" here, "yo bro" there when i barely know!
i'm really not the "bro bro" kind of person so don't ever do it to me, thanks.
hmmm come to think of it i wldnt mind if you "hey sis!" LOL JK.
but i call siao eh "jie jie" cos of his name and to remind him that he's OLD (24).
buahhahahaha
3) ppl with low self esteem
(7:50 PM) Autumnus Pestile: aiya its okay
you can call me
Kana Aeroplane Anthony
or KAA for short
(7:50 PM) Autumnus Pestile: wait i should probably insert an N there
(7:50 PM) lmo: i rather call u bla
(7:51 PM) Autumnus Pestile: Kana Aeroplane N-lessly Anthony
KANA for short.
LOL
(7:51 PM) Autumnus Pestile: why bla
such a bad name
(7:52 PM) lmo: Boh Liao Anthony
he kept complaining about people pangseh-ing him (standing him up).
i'm not surprised.
i was super lonely at that time so i entertained him for a while...
i even gave him my number.
after a while, i found him irritating and blocked him + deleted him off my phone contact list.
guess what, he sent his wishes during x'mas and new year even though i clearly rmb telling him the previous time he smsed that i am "michelle" and he got the wrong number LOL.
ok idk if this is considered evil but i cant stand guys like him.
they'll rant about how no guys want them cos of their looks and not do one thing to improve on it.
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(12:10 AM) URGH the sun is: eh lmo ur bee goin for ur concert?
(12:10 AM) lmo: i dun think so
i dun wan ask him lah he wldnt go de lor
(12:10 AM) URGH the sun is: hahas why not
(12:10 AM) URGH the sun is: even my concert my dear dun like but for me he wan go listen to my music
(stupid bitch trying to make me jealous while acting that he's concerned abt me)
(12:11 AM) lmo: o.0
haha
(12:11 AM) URGH the sun is: he wan see how great his dear (me) is
hahas
(12:11 AM) lmo: o.0
(12:11 AM) [Bam]: lols
i wan sucha nice dear too
(12:12 AM) URGH the sun is: hahas i oso nvr nice wad he know i like music and he wan support me
(12:12 AM) URGH the sun is: i oso wan support him in his fight by caring for him
(12:12 AM) lmo: haha
u all how long le?
(12:12 AM) URGH the sun is: 1 yr
(12:12 AM) lmo: o.0 wah
(12:13 AM) URGH the sun is: our love and the way we talk hor like we were forever or were tgt for them long le
(12:17 AM) URGH the sun is: i tgt with my lao gong, my lao gong dun even wan break from his gf luh even though he love me alot
he say cant have both meh!
(12:17 AM) URGH the sun is: i was like :'(8o|
(12:17 AM) lmo: omg
slap him
(12:18 AM) URGH the sun is: i wan to but my heart pain he love me alot i say must break the nxt time meet gona talk to him face to face abt this
(12:19 AM) lmo: but his gf longer than u?
(12:19 AM) URGH the sun is: er yea but i better he say
(12:19 AM) lmo: -__-
then y dun wan break
(12:19 AM) URGH the sun is: yea luh i wan smack him or kill myself le
(12:19 AM) lmo: lol dun kill urself
smack him
(12:19 AM) URGH the sun is: cause we goin to get "married" so yea i wan him break
(12:20 AM) URGH the sun is: i dun wan smack bahs i wan him to myself i love him far to much le till can die
wouldn't you just end it with your bf if he did this?
which idiot would shortchange himself by sharing your man?!
and guess what, i actually intro-ed him to my ex.
and right after that, in another convo, he was hitting on him!
asking him if he'd like to kiss and wtv....
soooooooo gross!
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wow i found these samples in just one month's msn chat log.
i wasted so much time talking to these junk ppl! :X
well, of course, there are awesome ppl whom i've met.
is there a way to just filter off junk ppl and add the awesome ones directly?
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