finally served someone fabulous!

it's about time i met someone fabulous through work, having worked as a promoter for the past few months.
granted, majority of the people who frequent supermarkets are married uncles with a beer belly and kids...there shld still be fabulous ppl who shopping there.

alike today, i actually served someone so flamboyant that everyone in the room will know he is gay straightaway.
he was with this omg-so-cute friend whom i just kept staring at.
i guess he came earlier to look first and reserved something with the earlier-shift auntie.
so yep the auntie reserved the product under their names: ken and oscar.
i'm thinking the flamboyant QueenB person is called oscar cos someone that fabulous doesnt fit a simple name such as ken.
so yep i went into the store and retrieved what they reserved.

i didn't know how to act around oscar.
he is the awesome kind of bitch u'd wanna be bffs with.
i wanted to be like, "hey i am lalala too" but there was this other auntie who can hear every single word i utter.
so i tried to tone it down very deliberately. i get all weird when i control my fabulousness intentionally, pulling down my voice (yes i did that in the video tuls. that isnt my real voice!) and being aware of my hand gestures.
but i guess oscar's experienced enough and has a good enough gaydar to sense that i kept staring at ken the whole time.
cos ken is just perfect eyecandy material!!!

so after i came out with their items, ken was looking at other things at another lane.
oscar, with the intention of teasing/testing me i think, said, "我的朋友讲你很帅 (my friend says you're handsome)".
i was so embarrassed i didn't know what to say and i just gave a rather perfunctory reply "他也是 (he is too)".
i would have blushed! but i think tanned ppl cant blush. haahahaha.
he laughed. and went to tell his friend what i said.
ken gave the "wtf?!" reaction and i just laughed at him.

later on, oscar made some sexual innuendoes when i was teaching him how to operate the item. "为什么插不进去的?! 我不会插啦...插插插 (idk how to make it enter lah)"
i helped him with it and he said "还是你比较会插! (you are still better at entering)"

i could have taken advantage of the whole situation and flirted with both of them.
but i'm just too shy to get into it.
regret it so much lah!
could have made a new bitch friend and perhaps a boyfriend at the same time lah!
hhahahahhahahahhaha.
i'd definitely let my true self come out if i see them again. :D
IF being the keyword. haix.
why am i so shy :X will learn from this mistake and flirt all out shld another opportunity like this arise.
oh and i can blame the other customers also. another one was waiting for me so i couldnt have had a proper convo with them either.


oh and from their accent, they are malaysians.
anyone knows them? hahhahaha.
they are about 18-20 at most i think.
dont really think they are a couple lah...there interaction and dynamics doesnt suggest so.
and ken may, just may be straight.
gaydar's off recently.
actually nah i still think he is gay, it'll be such a waste if he's straight hahhahahahaa.