1) become a vegan.
2) abstain from sex till i am married.
3) turn straight and get married within 10 years.
4) not watch gay porn ever again but only straight ones.
5) not get turned on by dicks but pussies.
6) not watch any dramas anymore.
7) start smoking cos i think it's cool!
8) stop masturbating for good.
9) start going to church.
10) not create anymore lame april fool's posts next year.
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i actually got pranked by some auntie at work today.
she was like..."aiyo u drop smth oso duno!".
-.-
7 comments:
Keep it up!(if you know what I mean)
hahahaha.. muacks you!
whizkid: lol dun rly get u :X
tuls: awww muacks u too. check ur email. i've smth to ask u!
Lol... saw the first few lines from tuls blog and thought 'wow, someone turning straight!?'
good one.. especially the auntie.. lol..
Usually when people play pranks, I will play along.... So instead of my usual "Are you serious" or "You sure or not" I will use "I totally support you" or "You can do it".
For you, since you have the "motivation", then I shud use "keep it up lor" XD
how old is the aunty btw???
tuls , i wanna muacks u also la , can or not ah
kidz: hahahahahhaha y u wanna turn straight too ah :P
whizkid: haha ooohh didnt think of it that way. sry. yeah i will jyjy one! the auntie was arnd 40 i think. but damn playful lah lol
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