attention whores

i don't understand why people would wanna use their facebook statuses to express their unhappiness and get so agitated/emo.


why must it be on a status page where everyone is forced to read abt how pathetic their life is or how unfairly they have been treated etc?
i get it if it's a one-off thing but when one is constantly complaining abt how fucked up their life is on their status, it's uber annoying!
create a freaking blog which people can choose not view.


who enjoys reading everyday abt how life is meaningless after they've been rejected, or how they just broke down and cried after they saw "her" name on the newsfeed.


it isn't mean to delete ppl of fb right?
not that i haven't done it to hardcore evangelists.

shopping trip

as i mentioned, i went for a 2nd short trip.
it was wit straight friends, who cant shop and i guess they werent really the right company for my intention of this trip.


we went for a week, and obviously i didnt plan to shop the whole time.
went to different tourist attractions for the first few days.
there would usually be time after each day for my shopping, which they would spend watching and listening to their ipods.
i asked them to return to the hotel first cos i rly didnt like the feeling of people waiting for you while you float down the aisles.
i dont know how gfs are able to shop with their bfs waiting outside the shop...you'd have to be rly thick-skinned to pull that off.
the same thing repeated on the 2nd last day, which i planned to be solely spent on shopping.
i was quite fed up cos i didnt force them to follow me and they were just standing there looking glum while i browsed.
so after a while, i told them to find something to do by themselves for the rest of the day and leave me to shop on my own.
i'm so glad they agreed.


my haul for the day: four pairs of shoes! :)
and a few pieces of clothings for myself and siblings.


i wanted to get this adidas jacket, but when i asked if there was my size, they told me it was for females.
quite disappointed since it was one of the nices, liked the colour of the stripes on the sleeves.


when i returne to the hotel, they were like wtf do u need so many shoes for?!
me: cos it's cheaper mah. and i only have two pairs at home. one is sports shoe and i always wear the other pair.


my first time going crazy splurging on shoes hahahaa.


i saw this pair of boots which i fell in love with immediately!
but it was $210 sgd?!

couldn't bear to buy.
anybody wants to sponsor? lol

clarks chilton.

p.s. i did make them wait unnecessarily though...when i needed toilet everyday after we had breakfast. idk wat's wrong with my digestive system...it only wants to work after i've had breakfast. they'd spend 20 mins or so wating for me to finish before the activities begins :X but idk why this only happens when i'm travelling? so irritating!

how to "get laid" in public toilets

i know my sluttiness cant be compared to people like tuls and i've only been cruised five times or so in public restrooms.
these are just some observations from my experiences.


1) be alert.
you would have to look out for unusual activities.

e.g. washing hands with soap repeatedly. then drying it with the handdryer, and then going into the cubicle and pluck out some toilet paper to wipe their hands.

all these actions are done to create the illusion that they have a legitimate purpose to be in the toilet.
they can't possibly remain in one doing nothing.

for me, when i sense something and want to remain in the toilet without looking out of place, i'd just keep combing my hair in front of the mirror while observing what he's up to.

the most ridiculous one i've met was in the swimming pool toilet. he was wearing shorts without underwear and sat on the bench cleaning his feet with tissue. i stood beside him to change and kept peeking inside. he was gladly exposing his balls for me to ogle anyway. didnt do anything in the end cos i was with my family LOL.



2) make eye contact and stare.
i guess if he's interested, he'd do the same and perhaps send a signal or two.



3) proceed to the urinal/ follow him to the urinal (optional...but this is usually what i did)
take a look at his package and return the favour.



4) into the cubicle!
if you like what you see at the urinal, proceed into the cubicle.
you've two choices i guess.
if you are daring enough, go into the same cubicle. preferably the handicap one cos it's bigger.
however, if you are afraid of getting caught being inside the same cubicle, or the awkwardness during the exit, you can go into separate cuicles and try doing it understall?



5) remain silent!
no matter how pleasurising.



6) clean up after you're done.
don't me inconsiderate and leave immediately. help that person clean up the mess you've made before you exit.



7) ensure that the toilet is empty before you unlock the cubicle door.
hear, peek under the door to make sure there's no one outside.
or it'll be awkward as hell.
sometimes, i'd even allow the person to leave first and re-lock the door.



8) exchange contact if u want?
i've never done it before.
i'd just wash my hands with soap and get out of there asap...without taking a second look at that person. LOL




usually, toilet sex isnt fun at all.
of course, you shldnt even be considering it if the toilet's wet and smelly.
the space is so small and you'd have to do it standing/ squatting most of the time.
i'd very much prefer long sex on a bed :D

however, i guess it's an ideal meeting place for a quickie hj.

just choose a clean, empty one.



the best i've had was with this 20+ guy, my height.
at an mrt toilet, i was rushing for a lunch appointment but wanted to pee.
then this guy came in right after me and cruised me.
idk how he knew i wld want to lalala :X
anyhoo, he was sooo hot that i coudlnt help but kissed him while we were at it.
i usually wldnt get into the mood of being intimate in such uncomfortable settings :X
and he was sooo...chivalrous (not the right word cos i'm not a girl? but shld be fine since i'm gay).
he somehow sensed my urgency and told me to leave first while he cleaned up.
so awesome :)



i guess this is one of the few "sexy" posts i have..
im not rly comfortable blogging abt my sexcapdes cos i've close friends reading this as well.
still feel weird telling them abt this part of my life hahaha.
i told them to treat lmo and myself as two different persons and not to refer me as lmo in real life LOL.

sense of space

i freaking hate it when my way is blocked.

when i'm in a rush and someone's sauntering in front of me, i'd just find ways and means to squeeze through.
but sometimes it is so difficult cos
1) he/she is fat and does not sense that someone is trying to overtake him/her in the narrow passageway
2) they are walking in a group and chatting away


and if i'm in any of these situations, i'd just "excuse me!!!" and barge my way through.

(i'm not afraid to knock into other people cos i'm rather big-sized. sometimes i'd be moses and "part the red sea" for my friends if we have to go against the "people flow". :D then they'll just follow behind me hahahha )


i mean, how difficult issit to keep left (right in some countries?) when you walk so people who are in a rush can pass through?

HATE IT when people do not keep to a side on escalators.
especially the mrt escalators when u might just need to run up to catch the train.
and on escalators, when the people in front do not keep left/right, other people will follow suit and make it impossible to over take.

why why why why cant people just be more...considerate?

embarrassed

i ended worked and rushed for the mrt but i still missed it by that much.
just my luck.

walked towards the end of the station, saw this cute guy sitting on the bench.
sat down at the other end of the bench...eyed him sparingly.
i was in the midst of my smurfs game when the train came.
just when i got up, i felt a tap on my shoulder.
it was him!

you know, the omg moment...
with tons of questions rushing through your head.


was i too obvious with my staring?
what is he gonna say to me?
i rmb my phone number right...



cute guy: excuse me...
and pointed to the bench i sat on.



i wanted to knock my head onto the bench and just die then.
my fucking phone was lying there!


i was sooooooooooooooooo embarrassed i muttered "thanks", grabbed my hp and ran into the train.


for some reason, he didn't get on the train.
he just sat back down again...perhaps he was waiting for someone.


he was staring at me.
perhaps wondering how rude i was.
he saved me from losing a phone and i rushed off just like that?
but i was really too ashamed of myself and wanted to get away from this awkward situation asap.
plus i didnt want to miss my train.
and i was about to lose my smurf's hamering game!

i was still playing with my ipod when i looked at him from inside the train.
left his stare almost as quickly as i met it.
mouthed "thanks" again and won my game.


i'm rly sorrry i gave such a rude reaction...shld have thanked him profusely.
can't think when i'm embarrassed :X


p.s. i'm rly not like this normally. i've not lost my wallet/phone in my life. only misplaced them for a while and i'll find them back eventually.

p.p.s. AN-bitch- said that i find every guy cute. this is soooo not true. i know i've been calling every guy in my posts "cute". this is cos my vocab is really limited and i'm lazy to search thesaurus.com. and of cos, there isn't a lack of cute guys in SG and i see no point of blogging abt the cmi ones. so it appears that i find every single guy i see cute.

back

woohoo finally back from my 2nd trip.

it was okay. not amazing...but i think a little overated.
plus i didn't go with the right ppl...


will blog abt it tml or smth... i wanna relax and catch up on my shows first :)


there was this joker on the place just now.
a caucasian pointing to the cabin, "Is there anywhere i can hang my jacket? I don't want to just chuck it in there."
the flight attendant looked stunned. i guess she didn't know how to reply and ran to ask her colleague.
after exchanging a few remarks, she returned and told him, "you can hold it!"

that joker raged! didnt shout...but sarcastically replied, "i can hold it...yeah i can!"

what is he expecting from a budget airline? first class service?
if he was that rich to afford a suit that cannot be mishandled, why the hell is he taking a budget flight?
i mean, when people book flights from these companies, they should already know that the service will be much worse than more established ones.
yet, they are still that demanding?
cant they understand the saying "you get what you pay for".

i've dealt with customers like that before...lamenting on some loose threads on my products.
it is a probem that almost every one of them has.
i got so fed up with him (cos i already took out a few for him to choose from and he kept telling his wife in hokkien that i'm selling faulty things. think i dont understand. HMPH!) and said, "you can buy it from xxx (rival company). those $700 ones...quality would be definitely better!"

i know i'm not in the position to say things like that, they're the customer and are always right.
what  utter bullcrap.
there are so many unreasonable customers out there, only mother theresa will be able to smile and handle every one of them calmly.
i'm just not cut out to provide customer service...i'd always voice my opinion if i feel something is wrong and will not allow myself to "abused".
i'll never bow down to unreasonable customers. :)

short trip

so yeah, i went on a short holiday to a not so well-off country.

going to such places would always make you feel you've taken your life for granted.


was walking on the street, enjoying my icy-cold coke that i just bought.
two kids approached and pointed at the bottle of quarter-drunk coke with pleading eyes.
obviously, i gave it to them.
what could i have done? shooed them away?
perhaps i could have just strutted on.
but it was just a bottle of coke.


later, while having dinner, 2 kids came to pester again.
they asked for a single pork rib which was not touched yet.
fine...we let them have it.


after a few days in that country, we realised that the children have gotten so used to begging for food.
we got hard and didn't give anymore food to anyone.
i don't know if i shld feel angry at or feel sorry for them.

their way of life disrupts tourists from having a peaceful meal...but i guess they don't have any other way to feed themselves.
i just feel fortunate that even though i'm far from having a silver spoon, i've never had to beg for food in my life.

communication with straighties

i think i wont be able to communicate all that well with straight guys.


i can't relate to topics most straighties talk about...


1) soccer.
my knowledge of soccer is limited to david beckham.
ok and it's a game of 22(?) players chasing after a stupid ball.
world cup happens every four years.
epl and wtv shit exists for clubs to play against each other?

i've no way to remain in a conversation about soccer.
i'd run out of things to say once i told them how i feel david beckham's wife is hot.




2) girls.
at work, the guys would always ogle at hot girls.
commenting on their looks while saying how much they wld want that hot girl.

some of them asked me what kind of girls i like.
obviously they are trying to fish out if i like girls at all.
i was taken off guard and im gonna prepare it now in case i get asked again in future:
i just gotta see her and if there are any sparks.
preferrably with long hair, (not too) bitchy+gossipy and isn't a doormat.
must also be able to speak in proper english...and doesn't whine nore act cute all the time.

this is really an area where i'm not interested in...so my attention might not be able to be sustained for that long.




3) cars.
zero knowledge. tyvm. the car i want next time will just have to be chio!
and of course not too ex to maintain.



 4) games.
i do not game at all. i've spent at a lan shop for only 2 times in my life.
i could understand cs and l4d...managed to play for a few rounds but obviously getting killed all the time.
while dota was pure torture. idk what on earth i was doing clicking my monster around.




maybe this is why i don't have straight friends who are uber close. :X
hopefully i'll make some in my new sch and wont be limited by these communication-handicap.

(not that) old playlist

here are just some old songs that i was obsessed with.
they were on loop for at least a few days in my playlist.

never will be (2)

rmb that awesomely cute guy i met at work previously?
i saw him again today cos his partner was on mc.


i was crossing my fingers. hoping to see him again.
the last time i went back, he wasnt there :(

but woohoo, he came!
without specs...all the more cuter.

he was in a bad mood...quarrelled with a friend the night before or smth.
i was glad he wasn't overwhelmed with anger but instead, there was this palpable disappointment.
i usually steer clear of people who are easily angered.

however, i avoid smokers too.
my wonderful impression of him fell right into the drain when he accepted a smoke invite from the promoter of another brand.
i asked him if he smoked when he returned (there wasn't smoke smell coming from him ok. or maybe my nose wasn't that strong. but i could detect it from the other promoter).
he replied, "yeah, when i'm in a foul mood".
bleahs.
smoking is something that even his dimples can't salvage.


idk why im still ranting abt him when i'm probably never going to see him again.
once this promotional fair ends, who knows where he will be posted to.
time to forget him lmo.
he isn't all that for me anw.


p.s. added him on fb. wonder what he'll think. prolly that i'm such a stalker and ignore me forever cos there's no way i could have found his fb. stalked it by searching through another promoter's (who has a more unique name) fb. didn't want to add the other guy at first cos he's kinda weird...but no choice. if i didn't i'd just appear too stalkerish.

red riding hood (spoiler)

watched the movie with my friends.

amanda seyfried has the most gorgeous eyes ever!
they are XXXXXXXL!
how i wish mine are as big.
you may rmb her from dear john.


anyhoo, i think the movie was just okay.
bearable at the most.

it did keep us discussing on who's actually the wolf throughout the movie.
imagine how noisy we were.

the suspect change from henry, to peter, to claud, to grandmama, and the priest.

claud because he was just super suspicious throughout the whole movie...he's down syndrome and acted weirdly.

it couldnt have been peter cos peter didnt have hazel eyes. peter's was blue i think. so i ruled him out...altho my friends still thought he was it.

i guessed that it could either have been henry or her grams.

henry cos he was the alone with his dad when his dad was attacked. he escaped unscratched too.

grams cos they kept casting her in suspicious light...and she had olive eyes!

the priest cos...well...i just disliked him from the start. when he was killed at the end, all of us were going "yes! yes! YES!"

quite hilarious.
there were quite a number of us, so naturally, our comments were not as silent as it should be.
but it wasn't that bad either.
or there would have definitely been "shhhhhhhhhssssss" from other viewers.
i would do that if others are constantly irritating me throughout the show.

i guess i shall not reveal who the wolf is...
in case any of you intends to watch it.

i still cant decde if henry or peter is cuter.

peter has a more defined chin and eyes that will pierce through your soul while henry's can just melt your heart.
what do you think? :P

cya

hello ppl.
i'm gonna fly again! wooohoo!


first trip paid by myself...going with friends somemore.
so awesome!

my few months worth of hard-earned money will just be gone like that.
poof!

havent returend my parents the money though...used their credit card.
and i don't have enough to pay the full sum now cos i received my stupid paycheck just yesterday.
it wont be cleared until monday.
so i'm just gonna have to pay them the rest later.
after that, i'll be broke.


anyhoo, posts are scheduled as usual.
back next week...miss me when i'm gone :P

blondes

this is so hilarious!

btw, i don't know what the "smart" in smartphones stands for.
i'm sure i'm not the only one right :X

pet peeves

i was on the bus today...and this old man sitting in front of me was scratching his head incessantly.
i was soooooooooo disgusted by it.

i just cant stand someone scratching their head directly in front of me.
it's filthy!
i'd always imagine the flaking flying all over.

i was really stupid not to have changed places immediately, but i was afraid i'd offend him :X
next time this wont happen again.

i've had worse experiences...we were having lessons in the lecture theatre and he was scratching his head.
dandruff fell like it was snowing.
i scolded him and asked him to stop it immediately cos i couldnt switch seats.



another pet peeve of mine: ppl who shake thier legs for no reason.
it's just freaking distracting.
imagine trying to solve a maths question and that constantly moving thing distracts you to no end.
my classmate raged at another classmate after an exam cos he distracted him by shaking his leg throughout the entire paper.
i've experienced it too...but there's nothing u can do abt it during the paper. there's no way u can switch seats. i just used my left hand to block out that view.
worse, if you are sharing a bench with that person...you will have to shake along with his leg. that person will just get bitched by me. :)


don't understand why these irritants can't spare a thought for others and have to indulge in their own ungainly ways.

window?

was watching incredible tales with my family...has been so long.
computer has totally replaced tv in my life.
with no advertisements, i could watch twice as much in the same period of time.
with the pause button, i needn't be afraid to miss a certain section if i need the toilet.
it's also updated much more quickly then sg's tv.
kudos to those who uploads these vids for us to watch!
it would certainly be perfect if there aren't so many deadlinks...but oh well, you've just got to watch it soon enough before the evil streaming sites remove them.
still, cant blame them since there are copyright issues.


anyhoo, the story was based in malaysia i think.
where this girl was raped and killed cos she ignored a guy who tried to pick her up.
then her mother dressed her in full red (to seek vengeance) and made her promise to seek justice.
that guy returned to his sister's place a few years later and the hauntings began.
typical horror film scares and shocks...appearing in mirrors, cupboard opening and creaking etc.
my sister was totally freaked out by this scene when the sister was in bed, sleeping on her sides and felt something behind her.
when she turned her around, the ghost's disfigured face was directly in front of her.


so i guess this scene creeped my sister out totally.
she's even younger than my bro.
later when she was in bed, she instructed my bro to sleep beside her.
so there they were squeezing in a super single bed.
hilarious.
i only found out when i went into their room cos i was bored.
layed down on my bro's bed.
she was lying on her sides, with her back facing my bro.
i guess this would provide her with a little comfort?

we actually started making fun of her.
telling her that no matter how she slept, it is still possible for the ghost to get to her.
i.e. if she slept on her back, the ghost could come flying down from the ceiling.
it could also be hiding in her bolster...she immediately threw it off her bed.

then after a while, i felt a little bad and decided to comfort her.
telling her it is impossible for them to come into our home...cos we're the rightful owners and they aren't invited.

but when i left, i added, "but i think they can still say hi to you through the window..."

she screamed. :X


kinda evil.
but i think she'll grow out of it.

i was scared of ghosts previously...like when i was 7?
then i started realising how silly it was to be scared of something that i haven't seen.
not really doubting their existence, but more of accepting that i dun have the gift to see them...so they shouldn't interfere with my life.

i wouldn't mind being able to communicate with them...so long as they appear as normal ppl and not scare the living daylights out of me.

BOO!

i was using the computer, my bro was playing with his terrapin as usual.

i bought it. but my exams period came soon, so i was uber tired and didnt take care of it.
fortunately, my bro willingly took over.

he grew closer and closer to it everyday.
if he wants to stay over at my gram's place, he would order my dad to feed it.
he has the kind of patience and care that i don't.
i know i'm a very irresponsible pet owner.
that's why i most probably won't own anymore in future.
ok maybe those low maintenance one like fish or smth.
(imagine if i'm straight and had a baby. it'll just die of infection. i wont ever want to clean it's poo poo.)

he even takes it out of it's aquarium and allows it to walk about the house.
talking to it everynight before sleeping. (i find this kinda ridiculous lah, but i know of someone who talks to his cactus when he's bored. so i guess it's quite normal?)

anyhoo, so i was using fb.
then he shouted suddenly, "BOO!"

i was startled.
-.-
and got irritated for this unwarranted scare, "what the hell did u shout for?!"


he replied, "eh! i think it is deaf!"


i couldn't help but burst out laughing.
his innocence is quite amusing at times.

i need it right now

and yeah i boarded my delayed flight.

everything was fine...until i finished dinner.

because of the cups of coffee i drank before the flight, i was kinda dehydrated.
downed cups of water and rested for a while.

was awoken by the irritating announcement abt turbulence and that we were to remain seated.
i couldnt fall back asleep after that.

then, i felt the urge to pee.
i was thinking ok i'll go once the seatbelt sign is off.

but it never went off.
and the turbulence never came.


and before i knew it, they announced that the plane was landing.
i was like fuckfuckfuckfuck i need the freaking toilet!

but i kept telling myself that it's okay, it'll land soon...since they've already announced it.
it.
wasn't.
soon.
at.
all.

idk why, but the plane seemed to have gone exceptionally slowly, perhaps to torture my bursting bladder even more.
and guess what, the arrival area was the farthest possible one from the runway.
it drove for a feaking long distance before it "docked". (what is the right word?)


i dun understand why we've to remain seated even after the plane has landed.
how badly can the pilot drive?

but i didnt dare to risk the flight stewardess screaming for me to sit down so i just held and held.
it was freaking painful lah!

right when the seatbelt light went off, i unbuckled and ran straight up to the front.
one stewardess tried to stop me...she was pulling the curtains to keep the economy class ppl inside and let the business class ppl leave first.
i just flashed her a desperate expression, "toilet. urgent. now!"

she had to pull something out of the toilet for me to use.
didn't know they store things in the toilet.
anw, it was definitely one of the longest pee of my life.

Delayed

My flight is delayed for an hour and I'm waiting in the lounge. Using their wifi to blog. Gonna try grindr ltr lol. CNN is going non stop about the 8.9M quake in japan. Hope the devastation will not be overwhelming like szechuans. Think the Japanese are more prepared with their constant drills.

~

I am so bored. The closest grindr is 6.7km away. I've ran out of pastries to try. Gonna finish reading the new posts. Rowr.

I'm trying different kinds of coffee now. Can't tell the difference between latte and cappuccino. Except that cappuccino is more foamy?

checklist

He's funny.
He's gorgeous.
He's helpful.
He's nice.
He's confident.
He's smart.
He's flattering.
He's talented.
He's fashionable.
He's guitar-playing.
He's popular.
He understands you.
He compliments you.
He helps you.
He carries your shopping.
He chases you when you stalk off.
He doesn't mind when you say you hate him.
He is not shy in front of his friends.
He will do anything you ask.
He doesn't order you to make sandwiches all day.
He loves you more than his Xbox.
He calls you beautiful not fit.
He says 'I love you' not luv ya.
He always has time for you.
He doesn't care about sex.
He says he misses you when you just left each other.
He is perfect.
He is gay.

saw this on fb.
how many of you are that perfectly gay?

new age kids

kids are so lucky nowadays.

im not trying to act old or anything...i wont ever want to.
but i'm sure most of you can relate to what i mean.

10 years ago (gosh this feels old), the only gaming device i've encountered was what, a gameboy?
my parents wouldn't buy me one...i only got a chance to play with it every sat, where my relatives would all gather at my grandparents and i'll snatch it from my older cousin.

i can't rmb exactly when, but he didn't even have gameboy colour at that time.
once, he asked my aunt to buy him a "cartridge"...i said i wanted one too.
he laughed at me and said, "what for? you dun even own a gameboy..."

i guess i was too young to know what a cartridge was.


oh i rmb there's an even older gaming device.
i do not know it's name...but it's black and white too.
and there are similar controls to a gameboy i think...the up-down-left-right button etc.
but there are only a few games in there...one of them being tetris.
i think it's still available in those value$ stores.


but nowadays, if you walk past a primary school, no one would be surprise if they are playing iphone games.
it evolved from gameboy to gameboy colour/ advanced/ sp then came the playstation 1/2/3/p then xbox and what's the latest? wii?

i can't even keep up. ok i guess i do not keep up cos i know my parents would never give in and buy us one.
imagine how "cool" i was in school.
i wouldn't have anything to add if my classmates are talking about games. i do not game at all.
not even today. except maybe tetris on fb and viwawa. not to forget neopets too.
i've played lan only twice? cs and l4d.
kept screaming cos it's damn scary to get killed suddenly.


but i guess it was a good thing. while people were wasting their money buying acash for maple/audition, i watched dramas online for free.
i've a classmate who spent over a thousand sgd on maple.
how many meals i'd have to skip to save that amt.


i've also gotten sick of seeing kids throwing tantrums in the toys department so their parents would relent and buy them the toys they fancy.
such brats! i might have pulled that stunt once or twice when i was younger, a few times succeeding while majority of the time, i'd have successfully landed myself a beating at home.
but as i grew older, i gained some smarticles and a sister too.
so whenever i wanted something, i'd just entice her with it so she'll be the one asking my parents to purchase it instead.
and she, being the youngest and the only daughter, gets pampered the most and gets what she wants most of the time.


i guess i really cant compare my childhood with the one kids are having these days.
the amount spent on their contraption can seriously last me a month of food...or perhaps a few trips down orchard.
but of course, if i were to compare my childhood to that of the sixties etc, it'll appear much better off too.

short trip

going off on a short trip on tues.
(scheduled posts. so fun. i'll blog randomly if there's wifi.)

working later in the morning (monday).
-.-
but the consoling thing is...it's at the same place with that <3 guy. so maybe he'll be working too :) :)

i've not even packed my luggage yet.

it feels as if i've tonnes to do.
school registration (print passport photo), laptop to buy (head down to school), 2 trips to go for (pack luggage. change currency. unpack. wash. pack again). :)

i shall enjoy myself thoroughly before school starts.

im guessing exams are over for most of you?
if not then JY! :D

oh my gay!

(pic from a few epis ago)

finally found my 90210 episode...on youtube.

the last place i'd look for a show since everything's removed so promptly.

how efficient. 

anyhoo, watched the epi where teddy came out!

the whole scene was epicly hilarious.

ivy was high, naomi was about to jump off her holy tree, adrianna was as self-centered as ever and said 'my gaydar was so broken'.

so yeah, they walked into the room holding hands, ian (out of the closet) broke the awkwardness his joke by commenting on how it would be such a surprise for everyone to find out he's gay.

the scene was complete with ivy's stoned laughter.

then it turned into a bitchy take-down session by naomi!

"so you can take your mantras and your yoga and your Shining Tree of Life and shove it up your ass..."

love watching scenes when bitches unleash their true potential.

and that's why gossip girl's one of my fav show too.

speaking of which, it's pleasing to see that us dramas are so supportive of gay rights.

teddy and ian in 90210.

eric and jonathan/ cant rmb his name in gossip girl.

kurt in glee.

vampire diaries is the only one that hasn't shown a gay scene (yet, i hope. please let jeremy and tyler make out :P).

oh anw, it's such a pity ian was so stupid to blurt out he was the one who "blackmailed" teddy.

so they wouldn't be tgt.

and i hate that slut emily! she's such a fake.

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sorry if i'm boring those who don't watch dramas.

never will be

went to another place for work again.
normally, i would hate being sent to another place as it would be a total different environment again, with no one familiar to chat with.


i pulled a long face to work.
it wasn't until i arrived at my counter, and discovered that i had a partner!
such a surprise as most of the time when i'm posted to other places, it's cos that place's full-time cmi.
but today, i had a partner cos there were 2 counters (right beside each other)...they've some sales going on.


and guess what, he was perfect.
tall! awesomely my height!
cute...with flawless complexion.
like seriously, i couldn't spot any blemishes.
and yes, he was the perfect build for my height.
i'm...too fat. he wasnt at all.

throughout the day, i kept stealing glances at him.
a few times, i stared right into his eyes, with my "i'm freaking bored" expression and he smiled and replied "yeah...very sian right!"

he seems to be a very grounded person.
all the more attractive.
he's approachable, funny, mature.
a few years older than me, he finished ns.

he was perfect for me!

the only thing was that...
wait for it...

HE IS FUCKING STRAIGHT :(
wtf.
he talked abt this girl he likes in the other department and my heart sank.

i've zero luck in relationships so far this year.
lol ok lah, this is the first time, since a very very x999999 long time ago that i wanted someone so badly.
rly hate it when the guys i've set my eyes on are straight.
it means i do not even stand the slightest chance. :(

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oh and when i started work today, i was arrowed immediately.
while exchanging pleasantries, an auntie promoter from the other brand said "you seem to be more suited to sell fashion products instead..."

and another guy promoter also from another brand said i looked older than my age. 2 years.
i was kinda pissed. lol. got suaned for no reason.
then when he asked me to guess his age, i wanted to say 40 but decided that i shld be nice and not as tactless as him so i said, "thirty...(damn long pause)...plus?

and guess what, he was only 21!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO THAT INTENTIONALLY.
i was so happy i got my revenge! i sincerely thought he was that old ok :X

no no no

saw this on fb.
it's uber cute right!


if you're reading this blog, there's a high chance you won't be having a baby?
please, do not get married and have a child just because of pressure from parents/friends/society or wtv.

if you still want to have a child, please remain faithful and not become one of those fuckers out there who cheat on their wives, with other guys.

i always see people on irc saying that they are married and just want to have another sexbud or wtv.

such degenerates. lustful pigs. (not saying it's wrong to be promiscuous when you're single. but it's a totally different thing altogether when you're married and have vowed to remain committed)

cant rmb if i've typed this story (which i heard from an on9 friend) here before.
an online friend of his has a fetish for older guys.
so he was on irc on day and chatted with a mature man.
they decided to meet, but as that friend is naturally wary and hid some distance away from their intended meeting place.
after waiting for a while, that man came. and tada, it was his dad.

wat respect would u have for him if you discovered you almost slept with your old man.
-.-
that poor son. wonder how he'll face his mother.


moral of story: be gay. don't act straight.
if you want to, then go through with it forever.
it'll be so irresponsible if one day, you discover you're tired of your family and want relive that fabulous lifestyle you've had before and file for a divorce.
imagine how the kids will feel.

kk i shouldn't moralise further.

cooking

since i'm free to rot at home, i've started cooking my own lunch.

it's a great way to waste time!
from preparing the ingredients to washing the dishes.
not that i like washing though.

i've not much experience and i'm only cooking for myself,
so i couldn't have made something too elaborate.
furthermore, no one cooks in my home (except me) and there's limited condiments to use.
we've only the bare basics: dark/light soy sauce, pepper and salt, sugar, vinegar and sesame oil.
we do not even have fresh garlic nor onions.
so yeah, i went for a little shopping after work yesterday and got myself some minced pork, eggs, pre-chopped onions (yes i'm that lazy) and asparagus.
oh, not to forget oyster sauce. it smells kinda gross.


so yep, i made steamed egg with minced meat and asparagus with minced meat.
LOL.
i spammed the two dishes with garlic.
i absolutely love garlic!
it was in my marinade, and obviously, i started off frying it first.


oh, and i haven't a clue how to marinade meat.
so i just mixed a little of everything.
it mainly consisted of oyster sauce and vinegar LOL.
tasted okay. a tad salty. and i didn't add any salt.
guess i added too much soy sauce.


made another marinade today again.
chicken thigh this time.
plucked off the bone and cut it into pieces.
there was blood. gross.


you know, i wouldn't mind staying at home and cooking for that someone...if he pays me well. LOL.
but obviously, that wouldn't happen cos my cooking's too mediocre.
perhaps i'd improve through the next few weeks.

actually, it would be awesome if it was the other way around.
having someone cook for you is so...romantic?