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He's funny.
He's gorgeous.
He's helpful.
He's nice.
He's confident.
He's smart.
He's flattering.
He's talented.
He's fashionable.
He's guitar-playing.
He's popular.
He understands you.
He compliments you.
He helps you.
He carries your shopping.
He chases you when you stalk off.
He doesn't mind when you say you hate him.
He is not shy in front of his friends.
He will do anything you ask.
He doesn't order you to make sandwiches all day.
He loves you more than his Xbox.
He calls you beautiful not fit.
He says 'I love you' not luv ya.
He always has time for you.
He doesn't care about sex.
He says he misses you when you just left each other.
He is perfect.
He is gay.

saw this on fb.
how many of you are that perfectly gay?