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Sunday, March 13, 2011

i need it right now

and yeah i boarded my delayed flight.

everything was fine...until i finished dinner.

because of the cups of coffee i drank before the flight, i was kinda dehydrated.
downed cups of water and rested for a while.

was awoken by the irritating announcement abt turbulence and that we were to remain seated.
i couldnt fall back asleep after that.

then, i felt the urge to pee.
i was thinking ok i'll go once the seatbelt sign is off.

but it never went off.
and the turbulence never came.


and before i knew it, they announced that the plane was landing.
i was like fuckfuckfuckfuck i need the freaking toilet!

but i kept telling myself that it's okay, it'll land soon...since they've already announced it.
it.
wasn't.
soon.
at.
all.

idk why, but the plane seemed to have gone exceptionally slowly, perhaps to torture my bursting bladder even more.
and guess what, the arrival area was the farthest possible one from the runway.
it drove for a feaking long distance before it "docked". (what is the right word?)


i dun understand why we've to remain seated even after the plane has landed.
how badly can the pilot drive?

but i didnt dare to risk the flight stewardess screaming for me to sit down so i just held and held.
it was freaking painful lah!

right when the seatbelt light went off, i unbuckled and ran straight up to the front.
one stewardess tried to stop me...she was pulling the curtains to keep the economy class ppl inside and let the business class ppl leave first.
i just flashed her a desperate expression, "toilet. urgent. now!"

she had to pull something out of the toilet for me to use.
didn't know they store things in the toilet.
anw, it was definitely one of the longest pee of my life.

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