communication with straighties

i think i wont be able to communicate all that well with straight guys.


i can't relate to topics most straighties talk about...


1) soccer.
my knowledge of soccer is limited to david beckham.
ok and it's a game of 22(?) players chasing after a stupid ball.
world cup happens every four years.
epl and wtv shit exists for clubs to play against each other?

i've no way to remain in a conversation about soccer.
i'd run out of things to say once i told them how i feel david beckham's wife is hot.




2) girls.
at work, the guys would always ogle at hot girls.
commenting on their looks while saying how much they wld want that hot girl.

some of them asked me what kind of girls i like.
obviously they are trying to fish out if i like girls at all.
i was taken off guard and im gonna prepare it now in case i get asked again in future:
i just gotta see her and if there are any sparks.
preferrably with long hair, (not too) bitchy+gossipy and isn't a doormat.
must also be able to speak in proper english...and doesn't whine nore act cute all the time.

this is really an area where i'm not interested in...so my attention might not be able to be sustained for that long.




3) cars.
zero knowledge. tyvm. the car i want next time will just have to be chio!
and of course not too ex to maintain.



 4) games.
i do not game at all. i've spent at a lan shop for only 2 times in my life.
i could understand cs and l4d...managed to play for a few rounds but obviously getting killed all the time.
while dota was pure torture. idk what on earth i was doing clicking my monster around.




maybe this is why i don't have straight friends who are uber close. :X
hopefully i'll make some in my new sch and wont be limited by these communication-handicap.