how to "get laid" in public toilets

i know my sluttiness cant be compared to people like tuls and i've only been cruised five times or so in public restrooms.
these are just some observations from my experiences.


1) be alert.
you would have to look out for unusual activities.

e.g. washing hands with soap repeatedly. then drying it with the handdryer, and then going into the cubicle and pluck out some toilet paper to wipe their hands.

all these actions are done to create the illusion that they have a legitimate purpose to be in the toilet.
they can't possibly remain in one doing nothing.

for me, when i sense something and want to remain in the toilet without looking out of place, i'd just keep combing my hair in front of the mirror while observing what he's up to.

the most ridiculous one i've met was in the swimming pool toilet. he was wearing shorts without underwear and sat on the bench cleaning his feet with tissue. i stood beside him to change and kept peeking inside. he was gladly exposing his balls for me to ogle anyway. didnt do anything in the end cos i was with my family LOL.



2) make eye contact and stare.
i guess if he's interested, he'd do the same and perhaps send a signal or two.



3) proceed to the urinal/ follow him to the urinal (optional...but this is usually what i did)
take a look at his package and return the favour.



4) into the cubicle!
if you like what you see at the urinal, proceed into the cubicle.
you've two choices i guess.
if you are daring enough, go into the same cubicle. preferably the handicap one cos it's bigger.
however, if you are afraid of getting caught being inside the same cubicle, or the awkwardness during the exit, you can go into separate cuicles and try doing it understall?



5) remain silent!
no matter how pleasurising.



6) clean up after you're done.
don't me inconsiderate and leave immediately. help that person clean up the mess you've made before you exit.



7) ensure that the toilet is empty before you unlock the cubicle door.
hear, peek under the door to make sure there's no one outside.
or it'll be awkward as hell.
sometimes, i'd even allow the person to leave first and re-lock the door.



8) exchange contact if u want?
i've never done it before.
i'd just wash my hands with soap and get out of there asap...without taking a second look at that person. LOL




usually, toilet sex isnt fun at all.
of course, you shldnt even be considering it if the toilet's wet and smelly.
the space is so small and you'd have to do it standing/ squatting most of the time.
i'd very much prefer long sex on a bed :D

however, i guess it's an ideal meeting place for a quickie hj.

just choose a clean, empty one.



the best i've had was with this 20+ guy, my height.
at an mrt toilet, i was rushing for a lunch appointment but wanted to pee.
then this guy came in right after me and cruised me.
idk how he knew i wld want to lalala :X
anyhoo, he was sooo hot that i coudlnt help but kissed him while we were at it.
i usually wldnt get into the mood of being intimate in such uncomfortable settings :X
and he was sooo...chivalrous (not the right word cos i'm not a girl? but shld be fine since i'm gay).
he somehow sensed my urgency and told me to leave first while he cleaned up.
so awesome :)



i guess this is one of the few "sexy" posts i have..
im not rly comfortable blogging abt my sexcapdes cos i've close friends reading this as well.
still feel weird telling them abt this part of my life hahaha.
i told them to treat lmo and myself as two different persons and not to refer me as lmo in real life LOL.